18+

Hold yer horses!

This here page is for grown folks 18 and up. Crude humour, bad words and backward thinkin' ahead.

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You sure 'bout that, partner?

Hank's watchin' you real close.

Straight from the back forty

Hank Muddpaws

The RedneckDog · Basset hound, philosopher, professional porch sitter

Hank Muddpaws, a basset hound in a straw cowboy hat, red plaid flannel and overalls, sitting on a bucket in front of a rusty pickup on cinder blocks
Hank on his throne, in front of the family mansion.

Hank speaks his truth

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Hank's Words of Wisdom

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Just for laughs. No dogs were offended in the makin' of this page.